Wave 'Em Like You Don't Care
Heh.
1. "You better / lose yourself in the music, the moment / you better never let it go..."
2. Finals week at the International School for Profane & Offensive Gestures continues apace.
3. As the New York Stock Exchange erupted in cheers after breaking the all-time Dow Jones record, Will was lost in thought, appalled by the ghastly baby-blue jacket Jeff was wearing.
4. "The Cylons are invading! The Cylons are invading! Don't panic! Pretend you're one of them by moving your arms like this!"
5. Axe Body Spray had a curious and unexpected effect on the air traffic controllers at Dallas-Ft. Worth Int'l Airport.
6. "Hillary! Mein Führer!"
7. Derek's recurring nightmare was always the same: He was standing in the middle of the floor, wearing a yellow shirt, and no headphones. It was humiliating.
8. "Who else here hates Jared from Subway? Raise your hands!"
9. "Look, up there! The Son of Man come down from heaven in majesty! Oh, no, wait... nevermind, it's a billboard for Mission Impossible 3. My bad. Welp, back to work!"
10. Professional day traders are notoriously hazy on the motions for "YMCA."
1. "You better / lose yourself in the music, the moment / you better never let it go..."
2. Finals week at the International School for Profane & Offensive Gestures continues apace.
3. As the New York Stock Exchange erupted in cheers after breaking the all-time Dow Jones record, Will was lost in thought, appalled by the ghastly baby-blue jacket Jeff was wearing.
4. "The Cylons are invading! The Cylons are invading! Don't panic! Pretend you're one of them by moving your arms like this!"
5. Axe Body Spray had a curious and unexpected effect on the air traffic controllers at Dallas-Ft. Worth Int'l Airport.
6. "Hillary! Mein Führer!"
7. Derek's recurring nightmare was always the same: He was standing in the middle of the floor, wearing a yellow shirt, and no headphones. It was humiliating.
8. "Who else here hates Jared from Subway? Raise your hands!"
9. "Look, up there! The Son of Man come down from heaven in majesty! Oh, no, wait... nevermind, it's a billboard for Mission Impossible 3. My bad. Welp, back to work!"
10. Professional day traders are notoriously hazy on the motions for "YMCA."
posted by Citizen Grim at 8:26 AM
5 Comments:
good ones...i liked 10 the best, but 5 was a close second
All good stuff.
#2: LOL; gave me a great visual.
Funny. :)
Shouldn't you be taking over for Conan when he replaces Jay?
We must consult with the Emerald Council!
If you get that, you're as far off the deep end as I am.
Sondra, that is a spectacular idea...
Now I can advance the flying car agenda on a global scale!
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