A 100% Complete List of Things The U.S. Should Steal From France
1. Hot News Anchorbabes
Meet Melissa Theuriau. When it comes to fair and balanced, FoxNews ain't got nothing on her.
Or as V the K noted, "Things in France That Are Hot For Reasons Other Than Muslims Set Them On Fire."
Seriously, though, people. The best the U-S-of-A can come up with is CNNHN's Erica Hill? She's no slouch, I'll admit, but the French have got us beat. We must follow their [uncharacteristically] brave lead to realize the true potential of newscasting!
Get on it, media!
UPDATE: Bonus picture for extra incentive!
Meet Melissa Theuriau. When it comes to fair and balanced, FoxNews ain't got nothing on her.Or as V the K noted, "Things in France That Are Hot For Reasons Other Than Muslims Set Them On Fire."
Seriously, though, people. The best the U-S-of-A can come up with is CNNHN's Erica Hill? She's no slouch, I'll admit, but the French have got us beat. We must follow their [uncharacteristically] brave lead to realize the true potential of newscasting!
Get on it, media!
UPDATE: Bonus picture for extra incentive!
posted by Citizen Grim at 10:10 AM
15 Comments:
i would drink her bathwater.
hahahaha... that's the best compliment I've ever heard. I'm going to steal that one.
for real though. those greyish brown eyes are killer
Fair and balanced easily ranks as the best take I have read, anywhere.
I hope my hubby doesn't see this... but Dang She is good look'n. I get so tired of those 'women' with crooked eyes or funky lips on the news. I like the idea of good look'n women giving the news. Then I would pay more attention to what is being said.
I would probably pay less attention. Much less. It would be months before I even realized, "wait, is she speaking french?"
and I dont think your hubby frequents RHOG. (his loss.) what dont you want him to see? the picture?
Oh, he can see the picture. I don't want him to hear me call another woman good look'n. I'd never hear the end of it. ;-)
i wish it was an original line, but i got it from bruce campbell's autobiography.
Then I shall steal it from him.
Also, I'm going to rearrange the order of the posts, so the French chick is near the top of the page for a little while longer...
mwahahaha
i would drink her bathwater
I'd share Richard Pryor's take on this subject; but alas, this is a family oriented Christian site.
Yowza.
Nuff said.
It's drink her bath water with a straw. It's a fairly old line.
Fine, so I'm an idiot.
I still would, though.
yeah hey thanks for the 'uplifting' pics heh heh heh
negative ghostrider, bruce campbell never mentions a straw
pressing question: Was Bruce Campbell's role in Disney's Sky High a step up or a step down for his career?
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