Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Photographic Evidence Tying Bush to Hurricane Katrina

I present you, our intrepid and guileless reader, with this sloppily Photoshopped and therefore irrefutable photographic evidence of Bush trying to tiptoe nonchalantly away from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

(click for a larger image)Bush Causes More Devastation for his Halliburton Cronies...
Why would he have that chagrined look on his face if he didn't cause it?? Our reporters caught up with him, but all he had to say was, "I just thought I'd divert the creek on my ranch down through the ditch by the road, to get rid of all those smelly hippies... They were even scaring off the buzzards."

Cindy Sheehan (seen in the bottom left corner), the founder of Gold Star Hippies for Profiteering at the Expense of their Dead Sons, had this to say: "What noble cause are we in Iraq for? Why does Bush want Palestinian babies to die? Why did Karl Rove hack the election mother machines? And where did this massive water hazard appear from, completely submerging the 10th hole? I refuse to leave until the President answers my questions! You'll just have to play through!"

19 Comments:

Anonymous Sondra said...

haha... you rule, Grim.

September 01, 2005 11:13 AM  
Anonymous Steve said...

That was great Grim!

September 01, 2005 1:43 PM  
Blogger Russ said...

I KNEW it!

September 01, 2005 3:05 PM  
Anonymous tex said...

funny...morons over at the DU were saying things such as "nobody was around to see it one way or the other, so i wouldn't be surprised if he didn't blow up the levee to attract attention away from iraq"

choice...

September 01, 2005 5:12 PM  
Anonymous Schroman said...

You know, now that New Orleans has been flooded, there could be some major real estate developments in the works. I'm thinking of New Orleans, or as it shall now be called: New Venice. With Alligators.

September 01, 2005 6:08 PM  
Blogger Citizen Grim said...

Dude, I was just thinking Venice earlier today.

I mean, if the city is already several feet below sea level, they should just make that a selling point - make it all canals and such

September 01, 2005 6:12 PM  
Anonymous alli said...

Its like a reunion over here. *waves at the boys* HI!!!

Good picture Grim. Although after reading some of the lefty pages and actually hearing them say that, its a little sad.

September 01, 2005 11:39 PM  
Anonymous tex said...

or as it shall now be called: New Venice. With Alligators.

when i lived down there - in Kenner just west of downtown - every time it rained hard the streets would flood enough for us to canoe down them...it was like venice

and we had gators in our yard all the time - little ones, nothing that could eat you or anything, but still it was cool

September 02, 2005 12:14 PM  
Anonymous tex said...

or as it shall now be called: New Venice. With Alligators.

when i lived down there - in Kenner just west of downtown - every time it rained hard the streets would flood enough for us to canoe down them...it was like venice

and we had gators in our yard all the time - little ones, nothing that could eat you or anything, but still it was cool

September 02, 2005 12:14 PM  
Anonymous LB said...

I havent read anything that explicitely states its Bush's fault. C'mon. Its like saying its God's fault. Wait, arent they the same, though? Either way, neither of those 2 did it.

September 02, 2005 4:47 PM  
Blogger Patriot Xeno said...

Cindy Sheehan said it was in her latest article.

Wampum called it a "Bush-made catastrophe in the making"

And so many commenters on various blogs are saying it's because Bush cut funding to the Army Corps of Engineers (never mind they were mired in scandals) that it happened.

And you would be aghast at what some of the commenters on Daily Kos and DU are saying (granted, they're mostly total nutjobs)

September 02, 2005 5:12 PM  
Blogger Patriot Xeno said...

And I don't think we like Bush nearly as much as you think we do. Don't get me wrong, we support him, but a lot of his policies are pissing us off (most of which different from the ones libs are pissed about though)

September 02, 2005 5:13 PM  
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LOL! I needed a laugh.

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